A teenager is a person who can\'t remember to walk the dog, but never forgets a phone number ; a weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast ; a youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, & borrows it from her best friend on Wednesday ; someone who can hear her favorite singer three blocks away, but not her mother calling from the next room ; a whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson, but can\'t make a bed ; a student who spends twelve minutes studying history & twelve hours studying for her driver\'s license ; an enthusiast who has the energy to bike four miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes; a young woman who loves the cat & tolerates the brother ; a romantic who never falls in love more than once a week ; a budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off ; a boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he suspects the lawn needs mowing ; & an original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.
