Hey kevin, i wish you would bloody tell me when you post new stuff! This is another brilliant masterpiece from you! Thanks for your kind comments also hayleyxx

that was sooo funny..going to read the next part now...I, like Chris, have been waiting for a new poem for quite a while from you as well!!! ready to see what happened...this is the same woman you wrote a 3 parter about isn't it??? talk to you later...Luv Michelle :)

just clearing something up that Michelle mentioned; this isn't the same person as in the three-parter.
Caroline's the b"*!h and the star of this first poem is Suzette, very nice woman. Thanks for your comments too, K

LOL! came straight to part one after reading part two. just as funny!!! i wonder if nice woman Suzette knows that you wrote this about her???

Sorry Kev..that's right..I remember now..oh my poor addled little brain!!! :) Cheers! Luv Michelle

THAT WAS HILLARIOUS

that was sooo funny..going to read the next part now...I, like Chris, have been waiting for a new poem for quite a while from you as well!!! THANKS HUN. JODES XXX