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How old is Micheal Jacksons new boyfriend?

Hoho: I dub thy twinkie
Me:But I dnt like them
Hoho:Ur not supposed 2 cuz thats called canabalism!
(ilovehim.) =]

&& im out like a fat kid in dodgeball

Me:i stay trippin like my shoes untied
bestie: u have on flip flops
me: well.. i trip in those too

If only I knew math like I knew boys

Even If I went to talk to a therapist I couldn't tell them everything that's wrong with me, or they would have to turn you in.. which makes me feel even worse.

Me:Sent him 'Would you go with me' ringtone
Him:Are you telling me to ask you out?
Me:Haha
Him:is that a yes?
Me:was that you asking me out?
Him: yes
Me: then yes

He's mad at me because I knew it all along, He's mad at me cause I knew he cheated first, which is why I cheated too.
He's mad at me, when he should be mad at himself, I should be mad at him for thinking I was that stupid.

He called me stupid for thinking he wouldnt find out. But I guess he didnt realize, I wanted him to find out.

Him: if you want love how come you gave it up for me?
Me: cause maybe I want to love you
Him: :)