I know the intent was humor but not sure it made it. At times, I think we all have these thoughts about our mates but to me it is sad rather than funny.

We do indeed feel like this at times ..and you expressed it well. Lol, Olwin

Why not get a divorce? Less messy;)

It came to me
on one fine day,
a thought worth thinking thru.

^^through instead of thru

I reread this and found this a little juvenile, if I am honest, for someone your age....