Surprise. Dear, kind water well,
as I pat the cobbled wall with an echo sort.
Should I preach to you the surname of my bagged marine?
How so would you like it, hot and plated?

^^^ The above sounds like sarcasm to me.. not sure.

Without further ado, twirl for me raindrop,
And save this life of sinful clowning-around.

^ WOW

Absolutely intentional satire Everlasting :)
Abed, you're too kind a soul.

Wow a dark poem indeed,,great write and I agree with the others,,,greatly worded 5/5