Wow, I'm dizzy from this whirlpool of words.

I'd much rather lather you in a vat of beer,
all Ale, pale your complextion and my
uhem, well, we'll see when shots
of Tequila and salty lips meet, We'll be
pungeant, sour, acrid and more as
the sweetness of our odour's
imbibe the others,------

This is very interesting for your first piece on here. Different to what I thought it would be. :)

=) At this point, I wasn't sure how much of myself I really wanted to put out here.

This is very atypical writing for me.