Nit out of the way first,

stanza 5 last line should be 'your' rather than 'you'

now, this was great, very funny, great pace and flow to it. You have taken a subject nobody would think to write about and told a fantastic story.

awesome.

Thank you for your kind words and for the typo heads up......Whisk

Thank you for your kind words.....Whisk

Funny, and i didnt' get bored while reading it. ur a funny dude!!

Haha, awww very cute and sweet.