Another brilliant acrostic from you, Michael. This form is underused in my opinion. It has a tendency to let the writer coast a bit and not put in the effort. But when done properly with care and attention, they can be wonderful.
You have very clearly given this those two things - like you do all your work - and we are left with an intelligent, articulately written acrostic that makes you think....in this case, about what morons we are!

All the very best and take care,
Ben