This got my sympathy and humour both going at once because it's so relatable. I found myself wondering what flavour of crisps you consumed, was it red or white wine (does it matter while in lockdown haha)
So much about this poem made me laugh and, in these horrible days, I think we all need to laugh a little more.
BTW, what flavour were the crisps and were they Smiths or Walkers or something more exotic? I really NEED to know LOL!