hey, bridget, thx 4 da comments and yess! i no its U!

i duno wana, u'll smell

dats nice...YUMM YUMM! though not as yum as orlando =(

dats nice bridget....

omg i tried 2 post this comment b4 but they wouldn't accept my wording! HOW RUDE! anywayz guyz i made a poem aboytr.ALAN MAN!

A stands for a b n o r m a l
L stands for l o s e r
A stands a r r o g a n t
N stands for n i p p le - f * * k e r

watcha think??

another talent I have is that I can name a word 4 every letter of the alphbet about alan. now dats talent!

ps. alan probably does have crabs.....and h e r p e s and S T D 's and p u b i c l i c e AND w a r ts all down theres!

once upon a time alan went to the doctor, not too long ago. he said doctor doctor my d i c k has been very itchy lately. she said ok well lets take a look. she stuck her hands into his panties and felt around, when she pulled out her hand it was covered in a green slimy substance. she said oh deary deary me! you have over 10 diff types of s e x u a l infections and desisdes, its not looking gud, im afraid were gonna hafta amputate. wat dd u say ur name was deary? alan man ma'am. ok

ALAN MAN'S POEM

A- abnormal
B- b a d looking
C- c r i p p l e
D- d e l e r i o u s
E- egg head
F- f * * k d u p
G- grumpy
H- h o o k e r
I- i t c h y
J- j a c k a s s '
K- k r a y z e e
L- l o s e r
M- m o u l d y
N- n a u g h t y
O- old
P- p e n i s e n l a r g e m e n t needed
Q- q u e e r
R- really really s t u p i d
S- s e x u a l l y F!!ked up
T- t r a n z
W- wrinkly
X- x t r e m e l y g a y
Y- yes he s u x
Z- zip got caught on his c o c k

By: Princess Alysse

I hope alan feels special seeing as it took me nearly 20 minutes to write it with help from bridget, he should b very grateful. I know I know I have talent thanx yall 4 all the support

REMEMBER! Alan man is still in the loose, your co-operation means we can protect the world from harm

nananana nananana Alan's g a y
nananana nananana Alan's t r a n z
Alan has a gf (his mom)
A bf too ( his dad)
nananana nananana Alan's g a y!

Ooooh Alan! Getting mad are we, well now we're even. Oh and trying to change my password is kinda lame, seeing as half the world knows it but what would you expect from alan right folks? You brought this upon yourself, think back its pretty obvious and everyone knows, apart from you that is... So why dont you go sort your own probl;ems out before trying to p i s s the whole world off, better yet why dont you just leave us all alone. I know enough d i c k h e a d s as iot is.