Haha I was laughing... I especially liked how you said "I wasnt to tackle an then kill that retarded purple mass.." At that I was holding the stitch in my side. Wow, that is the greatest funny poem I've ever read. Full points, of course.

On your comment correction for my poem "Ironic Love," I purposefully meant for it to be like that. It was supposed to be all irony, hence the title. I thank you for your concern though.

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