Not a poem but funny as hell hahahahaha my faves r...:
19 times you went soft before you got in
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move
12 times it was the wrong time of the month

ahh that gave me a great laugh

Dat waz funny

This is soo cool..lol its funny how the woman replies and the part with the kneeling!! keep ur ur g-o-o-d work

This was so funny! I loved it , you have a great sense of humor.

Haha, oh my god, that's hilarious. lol 5/5

Thats so awesome!!!! best poem I've read all day!!! lloved it!!!!! you just brightend my day!!!!
good stuff
Ainz