Finally

I've been waiting for a while for this though sometimes i was scared.
just the thought of falling in made me cringe but nobody cared.
they said it would be easy, the easiest thing I'd ever do.
but touching my nose was easy, so i knew already it wasn't true.
one day i was busting, i really had to let it out.
so i found that scary thing, climbed up it and 'mum' i did shout.
she came immediately, thought something was funny.
with that grin on her face she looked at me, this was my first time on the dunny.