Ahaha. this is VERY, i repat, (with enunciation and aLOT of exageration,) VERY funny. i share it and read it out loud to a couple of younger kids at a daycare where i volunteered. they loved it, i had to print out 17 copies!! i, myself, loved it!! i cracked up upon reading it. keep it up, and A+!! (or just a 5/5) ;)
I loved this poem so much and the whole time I read it I was imagining myself (when I'm older) reading it to my children in a children's books with bright pictures and everything. I think you should really think about publishing this as a children's book! It'd be a hit!!