...ok. guess what? i'm a real ninja and i still havent got my $20, plus i lost my pickles and broke my jar which contained dirt! lol 5/5 loved it!

Wow. I often feel feral, but that usually ends with me eating the next door neighbors cat or something. Anyhoo, that poem made me laugh out loud. (well, it was more of a distorted gurgle) but well done. 5/5