| Do you think all is fair in love and war? | 
| I like how my hat makes my eyes look like they're always shining with tears | 
| Love is something no one knows, | 
| What is the true meaning of friendship? | 
| I love chicken | 
| If frogs could fly....well it wouldn't solve anything but wouldn't that be cool? | 
| Ever wonder what a turtle would sound like if it went "meow"? | 
| As Garfield always says: | 
| Depression is a wonderful time to create | 
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