He's cute.
(boy turns around)
Oh, nevermind.

LOL happens all the time!

I want you to look at me like you've never looked at anyone else. I want you to look at me like I have something other girls don't.

Because of you, half the time I don't even know that I'm smiling.

I've done things I wouldn't do again. I've made mistakes in life, but I don't regret anything because I've learned my lesson.

My head says, "Who cares?"
But my heart whispers, "You do, stupid..."

>.<

"OMG it's a flood!"
- It's okay I have a Shamwow :)

"What the fuk is wtf?!"
- Uhh...

The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.

Even if we never talk again please remember that I'm forever changed by who you are and what you meant to me.

A good friend will comfort you when you get dumped but a best friend will get up in his face and scream, "It's because you're gay, isn't it!?"