Its Thanksgiving...so u better be giving thanx for him giving!!!

Wash Out!!!!!!

(Trying to tell my boyfriend to watch out cuz there was some ladies in the street but accidentaly said that)

*You may wake up sad, you may walk around mad, but when you get some good ass, you will go to sleep fast!*
Send to 10 freeks.

*Another txt message sent to me*

*Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things go up* Send to ten freeks.

*It was a txt message sent to me*

RIGHT!!!!

What do a mini skirt and a fence have in common??

They both protect the property but
don't spoil the view!!

*Do you wanna cookie with that?*

Very much ya:)