In this messed up world we live in, there is only one thing thats true...it takes a large negative event to make us cry, but it only takes something so little to make us smile. ~ Juliano ~

"All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer."
~The Simpsons~

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
~The Simpsons~

"I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."
~The Simpsons~

"It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
~The Simpsons~

"How could you let somebody lay where i laid,
...How could you call him all the things you called me,
...I could've married you,
...Sometimes i can't help to thing that some other guy is going to get the one made for me!"
~Mario~

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." ~Unknown~

"The worst way to Love someone is sitting next to them, knowing that you can't be with them." ~Unknown~

"No guy is worth crying over. and the who is will never make you cry!"
~Unknown~

"I COULD FILL A THOUSAND PAGES TELLING U HOW I FEEL AND STILL U WOULDNT UNDERTSTAND SO NOW I LEAVE WITHOUT A SOUND EXCEPT MY HEART SHATTERING ON THE GROUND"
~Unknown~