You know he loves you when he lets you name his penis and talks about it in third person. =)

All this distance and time apart is killing me.

She can't love you like I can.

She's beautiful in so many ways. Everyone seems to know it except for her.

Poor girl; does she know that your heart still belongs to me?

It's funny out things work out. One minute we'd die for each other and the next you can't be bothered to say hello.

And as much as I’d like to forget you, the love we had is something I can never block out.

You can't just make me fall for you and then tell me I'm not allowed to tell you that I love you. It just doesn't work that way.

You have a way with words. The way you make me feel is incredible.

We both know that things will never be the same between us, yet I still believe that they will be.