When i die, i want to die just like my grandpa, who died peacefully in his sleep...not like all the passengers screaming in his car.

100 memories, 200 jokes, 300 great times, 400 secrets, one reason; best friends.

Love can conquer anything, except my fist, so before i take a chance on you, i gotta make sure your not just here to get me pi**ed. So if you wanna be with me, dont break my heart, that way i wont have to tear yours apart.

There are easier things in life than finding a good man...like nailing jello to a tree for instance.

I had a dream that i loved you...i think i woke up screaming.

Meeting you was fate, becoming friends with you was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.

Love isnt finding the perfect person...its seeing an imperfect person perfectly.

God only created men first because you have to create a rough draft before a masterpiece!

Kisses spread germs, and germs are hated, so kiss me baby...IM VACCINATED!

I'm only me cuz thats all i can be, no more, no less, no second guess. You may not like me, but thats okay, cuz this is me, n' how i'll stay.