Graduation ceremony is an event where

the commencement speaker tells thousands

of students dressed in identical caps and gowns

that 'individuality' is the key to success*

Celebrities walk on the red carpet because

they're famous, but me && my girls walk on

toilet paper* cuz we're the shit.

You rapped your hands around me kissed me. Touched my face and looked into my eyes. You told me you loved me, im afraid of *falling* in love, i said. You whispered....i have *wings*....

How is it that i hate u but when you kiss her i want to die. How is it that i wish i neva met u but when u 2 r all everyone talks about i want to go home and grab the knife..*is it becuase i love u or is it becuase shes my best friend*

My fake smile is starting to hurt on the outside as much as it hurts on the inside

They *B*R*E*A*K your heart and tell you *L*I*E*S why do girls fall for these guys?

I hate the way you treat me
i hate the way you make me feel
i hate everything about you
but what i hate most is i cant stop loving you

Our hearts are so f**ked up,when i tell it to stop loving him it doesn't listen and when i tell it to get over him it doesn't listen, but when he tells me that he loves me it listens . . . .i guess it only hears *L*I*E*S

There are other fish in the sea....but you'll always be my nemo!

If you want me to fall for you you got to give me something to trip over