They say we have freedom of religion in this country, and yet in the Pledge of Allegiance it says "one nation under God," and on money it says "In God we trust." Freedom of religion my arse.

*please don't shoot me for this*

People say that schizophrenic people hear voices in their head. Doesn't everybody though? Or.. is that just me?

Labeling me is like trying to make a cat take a bath. Sure, it can be done, but somebody's gonna get hurt in the process.

HOLY SWEET PHUCK!

*like my fancy spelling?*

YOU'RE A DOG DAMN MOTHER F....ATHER!

*my sister said this and my mom was in the room so she changed wut she was gonna say*

WOOT-FLEH-GLEE-GAH!
and also
WOOTY-WOOT-WOOTINGTON!

both by zac

Some people say i'm being a b !tch. i say i'm just being brutally honest.

Why do people say that life is short? it's the longest phucking thing you'll ever do!
*i'm pretty sure i heard this somewhere but i can't remember who said it..*

Your entire life, as soon as you're born, you are preparing to die.

Who the hell thought up the concept of curse words?