I
Am
A
Perfect
Reation
To
A
Fcuked
Up
Situation

Today is the tomorrow you was worried bout yesterday

Thansk for parking so close, next time leave a can opener so i can get my car out...
cunts like u should ride the bus

2 men walked into a bar
ya think one of em woulda ducked

Why do we hate some one we love?Why do we love some one we hate?

NO, YOU MAY NOT POKE MY EYES OUT AND MAKE LOVE TO MY SKULL

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdo's go crazy

Ya'll can take tha gurl out tha honkey tonk, but ya'll cant take tha honkey tonk out tha gurl

:: Hands lady a drink::

Lady asks what's in it?

Other lady replies:

Rum, brandy, and enough vodka to make you drop your panties for a candy cane.

He's like a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a vest... He sure is ugly though...