When we met you were pretty, and i was lonely.
Now i'm pretty lonely...

-Lemony Snicket

'Live every day as if it's your last,
and every night as if it's your first'

~ Jordons wedding

I don't take good photographs because i have the kind of beauty that moves

'I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me'

~ by a rather egocentric friend

Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up is optional.

I've heard that there are 'plenty more fish in the sea', but what can i do if the sea's polluted???

I've done nothing today, but it's taken me ALL day.

If somebody were looking for hell, they'd only have to look around them.