Your mum's so fat when she steps on the scales they say 'One person at a time please.' lol

I hate you you hate me barney gave me h.i.v so i kick him in the balls and shot him in the head now that purple bastards dead =)

I did my homework, i just forgot to write it down...

I said this in class once, was rather funny =)

Like a fish out of water, A bird without wings, No matter where i go I don't seem to fit it...

It just ain't right,
the days feel like the night,
I can't seem to let you go,
I try not to let my pain show...

I wish i was as invisible as you make me feel :(

I C U R A Q T (read out the letters) hehe

Take a knife and cut it deep, drops of blood before i sleep, If i die before i wake, Life was just to cruel to take!

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you, you just have to decide who is worth the pain...

If i throw you a stick will you leave?