"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

I just got a call from my boss. He said "your sick days are all used up..." so im calling in dead

Some people say that ones personality is relfected off their car..... well, i have no car!

A memory lasts forever,
never does it die.
True friends stay together
and never say goodbye

You already know how to die
now it's time you learn how to live

Keep your head high and pray to the Lord because he is listening, even when no one else is

If their life was lived honestly and dreams were made real, then dont cry. Wipe your tears and smile.