Quotes by DeathsRose

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  • The Only Time A Girl Should Fall On Her Knees For A Guy . . . . . . . . . . . . It's The Day She Ties Her Son's Shoe Laces :p :b :p

    12 years ago
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  • Fuzzy Wuzzy waz a bear...Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair...Fuzzy Wuzzy wazn't fuzzy wuzzy (waz he)

    15 years ago
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  • Hotpockets are from hell.

    Not mine...Something my science teacher said to me though.

    15 years ago
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  • Braethe relax and look around
    take it slow and it will be fine

    *Something my friend said to me after I told him how frustrated I was with the ammount of work given at school*

    15 years ago
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  • Sex,
    Drugs,
    Rock and Roll

    Speed,
    Weed,
    And birth control

    15 years ago
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  • Q:What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken?

    A: Brown chicken, brown cow. (You'll only get the joke if you read the answer really fast.)lol.

    15 years ago
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  • Talk to the hand cause the face don't give a damn,
    Talk to the wrist cause the hands pissed

    *So 10 years ago I kno...But I still find it funny to this day*

    16 years ago
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  • Good friends will ask to sleep over
    Best friends will skip asking and just move in

    16 years ago
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  • I want to be with you forever and a day,
    But today is not the day,
    And forever seems so far away

    16 years ago
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  • I guess it wasn't meant to be
    You here with me
    Because you were poison to my soul
    And one big heart attack

    16 years ago
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