As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard!

OH MY GHEIST!!

he he my friend went to say oh my christ and oh my god at the same time and it came out like tht we found it highly hilarious lol x

In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamphlet look so calm?

I split up with my boyfriend today due to religious reasons.......... he thought he was god and i didn't!!

Your just all jock and no strap!

Why does life suck so much!?

Your Stupid.... Go Play In Traffic

Roll Roll Roll Your Joint, Gently Down The Line, Take A Toke, Inhale Dat Smoke, And Blow Your Friggin Mind!!

Ha Ha Love it :P

Hug Me, Squeeze Me
Never Leave Me...
Kiss Me, Tease Me
Always Please Me!

Your Like A Cold...
Easy To Get... But Damn Hard To Get Rid Of!

Hahaha! :P