My tire was thumping
I thought it was flat
when I looked at my tire
I noticed your cat.

I looked away, then I looked back at you
You try to say the things that you can't undo
If I had my way, I'd never get over you

-Avril Lavigne

Stop undressing me with your eyes!

It's hard to say that I was wrong
It's hard to say I miss you
Since you've been gone, it's not the same

Hard to Say by The Used

Why does the easter bunny hide his easter eggs?

Because he doesn't want people to know he did it with a chicken!

When life hands you lemons. . . stick them down your bra and make your boobs look bigger!

I'm afraid of losing what I never had.

For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

Love at first site only happens in fairy tales.

I wish I could I could have quit you. I wish I never missed you, And told you that I loved you, every
time I F*d you. -Hollywood Undead