I learned this simple yet silly tongue twister when i was going to church.

boat toy

try saying it quickly as many times as you can without accidentally saying
boy toy.

( i dont expect a rating on this just thought it would be fun to share)

Don't marry someone you can live with.

Marry someone you cannot live without.

Contrary to popular belief men are not pigs.

Pigs are kind, intelligent and sensitive animals.

So please ladies stop insulting the poor pigs!

Oh how nice you called me a B.i.t.c.h!

Well honey
a B.i.t.c.h is a female dog

Dogs bark

Bark is on trees

Trees are a part of nature

Nature is beautiful

So thanks for the compliment!

( learned this when i was a kid)

I have finally found the man of my dreams.
He's sweet, he's cute and if he gives me any flack I can bite his head off!

( ya'll know im talking about a gingerbread man right?)

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious mental problems.

Im sorry dear could you say that in english? Im afraid ive never learned to speak moron.

Lonliness Is What You Feel If You Are Hurt, Peace Is What You Feel When You're Alone.

(not mine. just liked it)

I want to wrap my dark heart in the light of your soul so I can once again feel warmth where coldness has taken over.

Sometimes I think I was put on this earth just to be made a fool of and hurt.