She likes you a lot, she just has a funny way of showing it.

But hey... so do you.

The today you spent in futility saying 'I want to die', is the tomorrow that those who died yesterday wanted with all of one's might 'to live'.

I'd like to met a madman who makes it all seem sane.

The cool guy gets the girls while the gentleman keeps his safe

I may not have the right words to comfort you, but I do have arms to hold you.

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself.

Too often have you given me keys to a room that has no doors

How to please a woman?

Love her, die for her, take her to dinner, miss the superbowl for her, buy her jewelery, pretend you're interested in what she has to say.

How to please a man?

Show up naked, bring beer.

You laugh because i'm different?

I laugh because you're all the same.

Though the fall will kill me for a moment I will fly.