When people say "life is short". What the h*ll?? Life is the longest d*mn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

Guys:
You will never never never ever, ever never for never ever, never ever never ever, EVER EVER EVER, never never, never ever for never ever never never never never ever ever ever EVER understand chicks. Just so ya know.

A little advice:
When your upstairs with your bf and your mom comes home, make sure he doesn't leave his boxers behind when he climbs out the window.

You never know when your making a memory, cherish every moment of your life.

Learn to say \"no\" and never get in a bad situation. And if you do, remember all that can happen, and don\'t let it happen again.