"The greatest measure of love... is loving the person when there is NO reason to love him anymore."

"Help the homeless. Take me home with you."

"Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?"

"I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."

(am i drunk)

"Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back? "

"Find someone who you can love like crazy and who'll love you the same way back. You have to try, because if you haven't tried, you haven't lived."

“If you love someone you say it, you say it right then, out loud. Otherwise the moment just... passes you by...”

"Throwing away love too soon is like opening a package of flower seeds and then throwing them away because they're not pretty..."

“I love you without knowing how, why, or even from where.”

"You're ugly but you intrigue me."