I've upped my standards...now up yours!!!

If you want my heart You have to promise not to tear it apart Cuz my heart has been hurt alot and it always seems love is not sweet like in dreams somethings falls through but i dont want that to happen to me and you

I wish I may, I wish I might, my only wish tonight is to hold you tight!

I just want to run away,
away from it all,
and never return...

When I get bored I like to drive to a busy area and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if im leavin!

Bumper stickers

The kids drive me crazy. I drive em everywhere.

Even though this is a stupid bumper sticker, ur squintin to read it.

They couldnt repair my brakes, so they made my horn louder!

My new record.....

...A whole week without speaking to you...........

.....and its about killing me!!

My problem is that I care too much....

Nowhere in the meaning of Love did it say forever...

Spongebob: We're gonna party til we're purple!
Patrick: I love being purple!!

Patrick: Hey where'd everybody go....do you see my butt?