Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast bout whos got the smallest!

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man!

I dont like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Im not smilin @ u, im tryin not to laugh!

I would tell u to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven!

Who laughs last, thinks the slowest!

I hope life isnt a joke, cuz i dont get it!

Here's to the nights we felt alive
Here's to the tears you knew you'd cry
Here's to goodbye
Tomorrow's gonna come too soon

Here's a toast to all those who hear me all too well
~Here's to the night- eve 6

Rain, Rain, go away, come again another day, all the world is waiting for the sun!!

Dusk to dusk
hump to hump
there went
the ford in
the dump!

Built Ford tough with Chevy stuff!!!

Ford.....at least they circled the problem!

Friends don't let friends drive a ford!