"If I did anything right in my life...it was when I gave my heart to you."

"When we're together, life is perfect."

"Would you like to come to a pants party?"

"Love is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth."

"You asked me what was wrong, and I smiled and said, "Nothing." Then, I turned around and said, "Everything."

"If you cant get somebody out of your head, maybe they're suppossed to be there."

"Please tell your pants it's not polite to point."

"You rock my rainbow colored magic toe socks!!"

"I love a man in sexy shoes."

"She thinks my tractor's sexy!"