"The only reason I am always listening to music is to drownd out the sound of your voice!~ "

"I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life"

"Fight Crime: Shoot Back!"

"Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge"

"GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A BLONDE"

sorry to all the blondes out there, im blonde too

"The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept"

"Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady. But I can usually shut her up with chocolate"

***~dont hate me bcuz im beautiful, hate me bcuz i stole your boyfriend~***