He told me I was his first!

If you cant smoke it
And you cant drink it
And you cant screw it
Then what the hell is it?

The only reason I'm your dad
Is because Your mom makes
GREAT Pancakes

It's cool to stay in school
It's my deed to smoke weed
I think I should drink
Now dunt yuo sea? Skool relly pais off

WHAT DID THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON DO AGAIN?

You can see more with your eyes shut, than wide open"