KatieLou:im bored
Kate: im kate nice to meet u bored
KatieLou:no im katielou
Kate: wtf u just said that u were bored nigga if u gonna be lieing to me right off the bat then this relationship is not gonna work out

Teacher: hour glass but i dont know what it measures
Taylor: OMFG are u serious an hour glass it measures hours
Teacher:that its disrespectful
Taylor:well u need to get laid
*whole class gets quiet* everyone starts laughing

Ricky: Meg why u being sucha a b***h?!!!?

Meg: *looks around* do u see me barking??

haha u might not find it funny but u should of been there

When the doctor got done with your boobs did he happen to put a off switch in

PLEASE check out my poems i will return the favor if u leave a comment thank you

My friend: why does he have to be such an ass?!?!
Me: because he was born outta one

lol i thought it was really funny