Your upset because I'm upset and I'm upset because your upset. Now tell me, where is this getting us?

Sweet as candy, Hotter than fire, I am describing the guy I admire!

We lived a fairy tale life.
Filled with more joy than you can feel.
But there's one little problem.
Fairy tales aren't real.

Girl: Dont talk to me any more!
Boy: Fine!
[5 minutes later ]
Girl:Im soooooorrryy...
Boy: I MISSED YOU!

Never regret the things that once made you smile.

If your man messes up you know what to do?
SHOOT THEM!!!

Your tongue taught me more than your voice ever could!

I love you so much. the last thing i want to do is hurt you...but...its still on my list

Dont judge a man by his B O X E R S
it's whats I N S I D E of them that counts!

Men are like chocolate...you get them in bars, they go straight for your hips, and they never last long enough to satisfy you!