Life isn't about waiting for
the storm to pass, it's about
learning to dance in the rain.

Girl: Dont talk to me any more!
Boy: Fine!
[5 minutes later ]
Girl:Im soooooorrryy...
Boy: I MISSED YOU!

Never regret the things that once made you smile.

If your man messes up you know what to do?
SHOOT THEM!!!

Your tongue taught me more than your voice ever could!

I love you so much. the last thing i want to do is hurt you...but...its still on my list

Dont judge a man by his B O X E R S
it's whats I N S I D E of them that counts!

Men are like chocolate...you get them in bars, they go straight for your hips, and they never last long enough to satisfy you!

I just want to run to you, slap you and say, 'You've picked the wrong girl!!!'

Men Are Like A deck of cards....
a heart to love them with
a diamond to marry tbem with
a club to beat them with
and a spade to bury them with