I look in the mirror and for a split-second I think " I'm kinda pretty."
Then reality hits, tears roll down my cheeks, and I whisper "Quit lieing to yourself"

Life isn't about waiting for
the storm to pass, it's about
learning to dance in the rain.

Men Are Like A deck of cards....
a heart to love them with
a diamond to marry tbem with
a club to beat them with
and a spade to bury them with

I just want to run to you, slap you and say, 'You've picked the wrong girl!!!'

Men are like chocolate...you get them in bars, they go straight for your hips, and they never last long enough to satisfy you!

Dont judge a man by his B O X E R S
it's whats I N S I D E of them that counts!

I love you so much. the last thing i want to do is hurt you...but...its still on my list

Your tongue taught me more than your voice ever could!

If your man messes up you know what to do?
SHOOT THEM!!!

Never regret the things that once made you smile.