If Archimedes could move the earth with a big enough lever, then I can move the people on it with a strong enough pen.

I find that whenever I take a crap I am mooning the toilet.

Life cannot be grabbed and controlled; one can merely try to steer life in the direction he desires it to go.

The knowledge of man, and all knowledge men possess, weighs too heavily upon them, crushing them and everything they have erected; for man has not built strong enough foundations to support what he has esteemed.

Have to like the vanity in the world, it adds humor.

I'm not lazy. I just think that I've already worked enough for one lifetime.

From the sands of time
The pages of history
These things in these books
They still consist to be
Lessons learned or Lessons spurned