When god was handing out beauty the rest of us were in the can.

If violence isnt the answer then how come when i hit you i feel so much better?!

Were you born a f**kwit or was it something you picked up?

I firmly beleive that if you have a evil laugh you can do anything.

Whats the point of living if you were my life?

I'll bug you till you give me the chocolate.

Come to the darkside.
We have cookies!

I will kiss you until your tears fade away.

The love I gave.
I did to save.
The one that I adore