I am a mother feasant plucker. I pluck mother feasants.

Say toy boat 10 times fast.

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Husband: Hey there's a message in my cereal. It says "Ooooh"

Wife: You moron you're eating cherrios.

Do as I say not as I do.

Point to your head and say the abbreviation for mountain. (MT)

P.S If you don't really get that than what is says is true. Your head is empty. This was written by my cousin Joan.

Nothing positive can come out of negative thinking...

I trusted you, and gave you my heart. But I didn't see your betrayl lurking in the dark.