~~U kiLLeD HeR YeT Ur da OnLy 1 wh0\'s goNNa [B[U[R[N[ in [H[E[L[L!!!@#$%^&*!

D0nt U kN0 !!!eXu$e MeH!!! In aNy [f[u[c[k[i[n[g) LAnGuaGe??!!?!?!?!?!

I hAd to *roll my eyes* YesTerDay becuz i saw my Br0 laughing aT s0mthing but thEn whEn i Looked aGain I saw iT waS the MIRROR~~

ahahha lmao

"Is it hot in here or is it just me?"
"Its you, baby." says bf
"Oh [s[h[i[t] the cookies are burning!!"
bf: -.-

Love is like a flower...too bad flowers wither and die.

A kid tells his grandpa "sorry grandpa but ur friend died the other day." n the gradpa says "well i sure hope he did becuz they buried him!"

If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life then u should get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

A person living in alaska might actually be happy if you told them to [b[u[r[n[ in h]e]l]l] =] atleast its warm there.......

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
i'm like a candy wraper flying in an updraft!
(not me homer simpson)

U caN't TeLL MeH 2 {GO---> TO HELL} bEcuZ i'M AlReADy tHeRe!!?!@#$%!