Men claim that women have half brain.....Well at least we have something..Morons..

To ask for some space
is exactly like saying "Leave me the hell alone.."

For the world you are nothing
For me you don't even exist....

I hate you for making me love you

I'm addicted to every part of you...

Men who don't cheat.....ALIENS

I know I have a fish in my dish
But isn't interesting how the fish in the sea taste???

I blame 2 groups of people
Those who got married before me because they didn't advice me
And those who got married after me
because they didn't ask for my advice

Not Mine ....heard it in a movie

With my eyes
I conquered your heart
With my hands
I controllerd your body
With my foot
I shall KICK YOUR A**

Walk on my grave
As long as it makes you alive