Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

A succesful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A succesful woman is one who can find such a man.

Pain is weakness leaving the body. Pain is good.

_+im missing you like a highjacked flight on september 11th+_

Love likes to toy with you. You meet the guy or girl of your dreams and they dont love you back. Thanks alot love.

Dare I say the words, I great part of me..still longs to be with you...I know that I've destroyed your happiness...once..maybe twice...maybe countless times...But as my decision, I wish to give you a new happiness...to make up for my mistakes...

You say you love me and yet your on the phone with her until 3 in the morning....

You have to take the good With the bad &smile=] with the sad Love what you got &remember what you had Learn to forgive But never forget Learn from mistakes But never regret People change =[ Things go wrong But always remember LIFE GOES ON