What in the world do you do when your bestest friend is your BIGGEST enemy in diguise and you can`t let them go because they start to mean everything.....?

For what purpose do guys have nipples?

[Me] You`re crazy

[Friend] Your mother!

[Me] Don`t talk about your grandma like that

Great Come Back

We put the stop sign at the intersection after the kid is killed

Repeated mistakes are nothing but habits

I talk a lot about what i could do but i forget the fact that i`m only a human being.

Damn man, i`m only human.

The truth of the matter is... everyone lies.
& if u say no, u just proved my point.

U want me to forgive you?
Wait, let me stab u in the heart
See if you could forgive ME

I thought so.

Teacher stands in front of classroom writing on board
Student: Umm miss, i can`t see
Teacher: Well then sweety, open your eyes